Just once I'd like to eat dinner with a celebrity?

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all. I was having the most wonderful dream. Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there! No argument here. Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords. Cruel though they may be.

Example: Shut up and get to the point!

Bender, I didn't know you liked cooking?

My fellow Earthicans?

As I have explained in my book 'Earth in the Balance', and the much more popular 'Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth', we need to defend our planet against pollution. Also dark wizards. Fry, you can't just sit here in the dark listening to classical music.

Example: Actually, that's still true. Well, let's just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it.

Who am I making this out to?

Morbo can't understand his teleprompter because he forgot how you say that letter that's shaped like a man wearing a hat. Also Zoidberg. Can we have Bender Burgers again? Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords.

Example: Cruel though they may be...

And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler?

Nibbler, who's gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go. The toilet. But existing is basically all I do! I suppose I could part with 'one' and still be feared. I just told you! You've killed me!

Example: What's with you kids? Every other day it's food, food, food.

Tell her you just want to talk?

It has nothing to do with mating. Soon enough. There, now he's trapped in a book I wrote: a crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors! Daylight and everything. Hey! I'm a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think?

Example: Is that a cooking show? It doesn't look so shiny to me. And why did 'I' have to take a cab?

Good man. Nixon's pro-war and pro-family?

I don't 'need' to drink. I can quit anytime I want! THE BIG BRAIN AM WINNING AGAIN! I AM THE GREETEST! NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH, FOR NO RAISEN! There's one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain!

Example: Guess again. Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. And when we woke up, we had these bodies.